Tired of books that fall apart, halfway through reading the expensive motherfuckers? Want to fuck physical books and the publishing industry, right up the tailpipe? Then, E-Books are the answer to your prayers. E-Books can be read on any device with the Kindle App, and its free! That's right. The app doesn't cost a red cent. A rarity, in this day and age. The coolest part of it is, you don't need a Kindle device or some other E-Reader to enjoy your favorite book in digital form. Any time, any place, your cell phone, tablet, and/or PC become your personal library. The beauty is, it can be done without leaving your couch. That's right. Your recliner can remain your best friend, better than any dog because you don't have to feed or walk it. You'll have one, less reason to let your besty down, by not having to leave it to go out and buy cool shit. How fucking incredible is that?
Think about it. If this luddite to the left can make this tech shit work, you certainly will have no trouble, figuring it out. Take a real, good look at him. Does he display any indication of having something special going on, that you don't possess? He's become a permanent fixture here, because he can't figure out how to leave The Dark. At least, he's upright enough to know how to read and click.
Why not join the digital revolution, download the Kindle App on your favorite device, and give E-Books a try? Once your library is at your fingertips, it will open a whole new world for you. As modern as the geeks in your neighborhood think of themselves, you'll be head and shoulders above them, because you'll have access to material, so dark, it'll prematurely cause you to gray, but don't take our word for it, click and discover for yourself, what Darkness does, when you invite it in!
You'll be able to rest on your haunches, knowing, fully well, leather, metal music, and dark fantasy are the backbone of civilization. Don't let anybody tell you, otherwise. Who, the fuck, are they, in their flipflops and surfer gear, to tell us what's cool? Grab the world by the balls and nail them to the wall. Balls to the wall, baby. Balls to the wall!
Battle wages within the mind of the hero of this story. Reality and fantasy collide for a man holding onto his sanity by the most slender of threads. Darkly starts out in a fucked-up situation, and it goes downhill from there. Back in the early days of roleplaying, we would have called the beginning of this story, a Delbert Start, where the main character has nothing, but his wits and his grit, to get him through his trials and tribulations. What would you be able to accomplish, with only; your memories, a few bugs, a bucket of water, your own urine and feces, six wall surfaces, and a few cracks, with which, to work? Oh yea, and on top of it all, and not in a good or sexy way, you're wrapped in a straightjacket, to boot! Will the mind of this man splinter, or will he rise above his horrible situation to command the forces pitted against the tyranny of The Gods?
Written from the point of view of the main character, you get a front row seat into the mind of a man on the edge of madness. This wild ride is sure to be the most intimate experience you'll ever feel, while reading a story. There is nothing like it out there within the fantasy genre. At a little over 125,000 words, there is so much to sink your teeth into.
This is Book One of the first of ten trilogies within the epic saga, DANCES OF DELIVERANCE. Darkly Vandercoot is the first of nine heroes, who will band together to fight against the dying of The Cosmik Light. The Gods have gone too far, and The Cause has risen to say, "NO MORE" to their tyranny and destruction of everything, good and worthwhile. The heroes just haven't received the message, their service is required, in order to right the wrongs within The Cosmos.
Warning: Reading this story will alter your expectations of fantasy. You will be hard-pressed to find any story, more adult oriented and more graphic, than this one. Jump right in and purchase your copy today!
What is a gambler to do when Lady Luck abandons him, and his get-rich-quick scheme lands him in the trunk of a flying hovercraft? Those two questions are Buddy's biggest concerns. With his life on the line, you'd think, Buddy would have better things to focus upon, than getting a piece of ass, but then again, you ain't Buddy. If this gambler doesn't get his shit together, he will just be another shit-heel to have been beaten to a bloody pulp by the casino's enforcers and left to die in a shallow grave on the outskirts of town. This time, Buddy's greed and lust have created quite the conundrum for him. Can he crawl out from under this predicament? Will he get his rocks off? Who's the bitch in the trunk with him, anyway?
A touch over 49,500 words, this is my longest, grittiest, and darkest short-work, yet. Technology and magic collide in this tale that includes generous helpings of gambling, sex, violence, explosions, cyborgs, aliens, ray guns, hackers, computers, robots, hookers, gangsters, gods, and reality-twisting magic; all dancing around a plan to rob the casinos of Pretoria. Written from Buddy's perspective, you follow him through his memory of what led to him being trapped in the trunk of a vehicle, owned by an Establishment Boss. You get an inside view of a gambler, born on the wrong side of the tracks, looking to make, his Big Score!
This is the last shorter flight of fantasy before I released, Book One of "The Shade's Tale, Parts I - III," a novel-length story, blasting-off the epic saga, Dances Of Deliverance, the tale that pits mortals against gods in a conflict that threatens the fabric of reality. "Lady Luck Has Left The Building" is a story you won't want to miss. Not only does it deliver an adrenaline-rush of action from beginning to end, it holds a special place in my heart, as my best tale, before I had finished the novel, "The Shade's Tale." If you give it a read, the story is certain to become one of your favorites as well. Buy it today, let the adventure begin, and find out whether the crazy fuck survives!
